“Black People Love Us!”
Meet Johnny and Sally - the average couple, just like you.
We grew up in your average neighborhoods doing the usual things that all people do: swimming, golf, horseback riding, arts and crafts, gardening, building treehouses, mowing the lawn, selling lemonade, etc.
Except there’s one rather exceptional thing about Johnny and Sally - and that is the simple, gobsmacking truth.
Apparently, black people love them. Like, bigtime. And this is a fact, so amazing, that:
We thought it’d be cool to honor our exceptional status with a ROCKIN’ domain name and a killer website!!
Just read the testimonials!
Sally loves to touch my hair! She always asks me how I got my hair to do this. That makes me feel special. Like I have magical powers!
Or…
Sally and Johnny are always going on and on about how Tiger Woods changed the face of golf, and the Williams Sisters changed the face of tennis! On and on…like, almost for too long!
And…
Sally always says things that make me feel special, like: “You’re so cool, you’re different, you’re not like other Black people!”
I mean, Good God.
Hey, you! Reader! You might be black! Are you feeling particularly lonely and isolated by a Caucasian-dominated society? Weep no more! Visit www.blackpeopleloveus.com and they might even include you!
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March 13th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Emmm… that has got to be a joke. There is no way they can be serious.